#Wall mounted mouseless computer tv

I know you’re not a weird “no TV” household either, so even if you thought that laptop was just some kind of weird heavy slate-gray folder, you’ve seen cartoons or TV shows with computers… I see you moving to open your mouth, don’t ask me “What’s a TV?” or I will absolutely slap you. Your dad has a laptop, so even if you had somehow avoided the room in your house that had a desktop computer in it until last year, you’re absolutely aware of the concept of a computer. I like your mom and dad, I think they’re good parents, but clearly something has gone wrong here, and if they won’t take it into their own hands then I’m taking it into mine for the good of the neighborhood. Stop doing tarot and astrology readings on Tumblr for five seconds and just tell me you know what a computer is and I’ll leave you alone. Don’t ask me who Wes Anderson is, I swear to God. I don’t actually care what a 12 year old is doing on their iPad, but no, you had to say “What’s a computer.”ĭo you think you’re in a Wes Anderson movie? Do you think you’re Zooey Deschanel? You’re not. I asked you a very simple question you mouthy little shit.Īll you had to do was answer like a normal person and we wouldn’t be in this situation.

Stop looking at your iPad for a minute and look at me.

Listen Kid, I’m Not Leaving This Backyard Until You Admit You Know What A Computer Is

Wall mounted mouseless computer